We have a delicious selection of cocktails, all carefully chosen, blended and tasted by our fearless leader and the rest of the team (It’s a tough job but someone has to do it!). From the classic Martini to a Seasick Smurf, we are sure you will find something to suit your taste!

By the Jug

Sex on the Beach

Absolut Vodka, Archers, cranberry juice & orange juice>

Seasick Smurf

Vodka, Gin, Blue Curacao, passion fruitjuice & lemonade

Long Island Iced Tea

Westerhall Rum No.2, Portobello Road Gin, Absolut Vodka, Olmeca Tequila, Triple Sec, lemon sours & Coca-Cola


Absolut Vodka, Malibu, Olmeca Tequila, orange juice, pineapple juice & Grenadine

Raging Bull

Portobello Road Gin, Westerhall Rum No.2, Absolut Vodka, Olmeca Tequila, Triple Sec, lime sours, lemon sours & energy drink

Passion Killer

Westerhall Rum No.2, Portobello Road Gin, Absolut Mandrin, passion fruit juice & lemonade

Dirty Dermer

Blue Curaçao, Berri Acai Vodka, Morgan’s Spiced, Tequila, lemonade & cranberry juice

Summer Paradise

Midori, Absolut Mango, Chambord, cranberry juice & lemonade

Aussie Illusion

Midori, Absolut Vodka, Cointreau, pineapple Juice & lemonade

Tom Lovely

Absolut Vodka, Archers, Chambord, Midori, cranberry juice & orange juice

Aye Aye Captain

Captain Morgan Spiced Rum, Archers, pineapple juice, Grenadine & lemonade



Kahlua, Baileys & Grand Marnier


Rhubarb Crumble

Baileys & Jawbox Rhubarb Gin

Baby Guinness

Kahlua & Baileys


Kahlua, Amaretto & Baileys

Liquid Cocaine

Jagermeister & Goldschlager

Brain Haemorrhage

Archers, Baileys & Grenadine

Kiss me Kate

Fraise, Baileys & Cacao Blanc

Jam Roly Poly

Frangelico, Baileys & Chambord


Jungle Juice

Midori, Koko Kanu, Liqueur Banane, pineapple juice, fresh lime & Gomme

Watermelon Shaker

Vodka, Southern Comfort, Fraise Liqueur, orange juice & Grenadine

Alabama Slammer

Bacardi, Portobello Road Gin, Absolut Vodka, Southern Comfort, Grenadine & orange juice


Westerhall Rum No.3 & No.5, Gomme, pineapple juice & orange juice



Absolut Mandarin, Cointreau, cranberry juice & fresh lime

Espresso Martini

Black Cow Vodka, Kahlua, Cacao Brun & espresso coffee

Summer Kiss

Larios Rose Gin, Cointreau Blood Orange, a squeeze of fresh lime, cranberry Juice & fresh orange

St Clements Martini

Sipsmith Lemon Drizzle Gin, Lemon Sours, Gomme & Cointreau Blood Orange

Kentish Garden

Anno Kent Gin, Elderflower Cordial, fresh lime, fresh mint leaves & fresh Kent apple juice

French Martini

Absolut Vodka, Chambord & pineapple juice


Baileys Chocolat Luxe, Absolut Mandrin & Cacao Brun

Classic Martini

Your choice of Black Cow Vodka or Sipsmith Gin & Dry Vermouth

Pornstar Martini

Passoa, Absolut Vanilla, fresh lime, passion
fruit juice & a shot of Prosecco

Rum Based


classic, elderflower, strawberry, or passion fruit
Westerhall Rum No.2, fresh mint, sugar, a squeeze of fresh lime, soda & Liqueur Fraise

Strawberry Daiquiri

Bacardi, fresh lime, sugar & Strawberry purée

Dark ‘n’ Stormy

Gosling’s Dark Rum, fresh lime & ginger beer

Mai Tai

Westerhall Rum No.2 & No.5, pineapple juice, orange juice, Grenadine & fresh lime

Manhattan 10

Westerhall Rum No.10, Martini Rosso, Maraschino & Angostura Bitters

Coconut Dream

Koko Kanu Rum, Bacardi, Amaretto & pineapple juice


Raspberry Romanov

Chambord, Amaretto & cream


Bulleit Rye, Martini Rosso, Angostura Bitters & Maraschino


Jose Cuervo Tequila, Cointreau, fresh lime & a salt rim

Dirty Banana

Creme De Banane, Kahlua & cream


Strawberry, Passion Fruit or Peach purée topped off with Prosecco


Monkey Mojito

Monkey Shoulder Whisky, fresh lime, Gomme, Angostura Bitters, ginger ale & fresh mint

Singapore Sling

Tanqueray 10 Gin, Maraschino, Cointreau, cranberry juice, fresh lime wedges, Grenadine & Angostura Bitters